- Chanukah Honey
CHANUKAH HONEY
YOU GOT YOUR MBA FROM PENN.
AMEN.
THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL.
CHANUKAH HONEY.
SO COME AND LIGHT MY CANDLE TONIGHT.
CHANUKAH HONEY
- Fuck Me Ray Bradbury
Steve called me up and said: “Wanna hang out tonight?”
We could see an indie film or just grab a bite
I said: “Oh, Steve, YOU’RE cute, but a MOVIE’S not what I need. No offense, BUT I’d rather stay home and read.”
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest Sci-Fi writer in history
Oh Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
- I Steal Pets
School is really boring
Can't wait for the bell to ring
Because tonight I'm hanging
With all of my friends
Gonna party through the night
Karaoke, pillow fights
The music's loud, the lights are bright
- I Was a Mermaid and Now I'm a Pop Star
This is a story about a beautiful mermaid and her journey away from the sea...
I was swimmin' in the bay, my hair filled with flowers
When a shark came along, and chased me for hours
So I swam to beach, but got tangled in some kelp
So I started to sing to get some help
Then a record producer came along
And said, "Hey there, fishy, I like your song!"