- Bang Bang Lulu
Chorus :
Bang Bang Lulu, Lulu's gone away,
Who are we gonna bang bang, when Lulu's gone
Away,
I took her to the pictures, we sat down in the stalls,
Every time the lights went out, she grabbed me by
The .....
- Jingle Balls
Dashing through the snow, almost in the nude,
Santa's bollocks glow, how nice to be so rude.
The bell at the whorehouse rings, he's reserved a cracking tart,
She always wears his foreskin down,
And at sixty-nine she don't fart.
Chorus:
Jingle balls, jingle balls, shag 'em all the way,
- Wayward Boy
I walked the street with my prick to my feet,
I heard a voice come to me,
A lovely maid looked out and said,
"I need someone to screw me !"
Said I, "My dear, you needn't fear,
For I have heard your pleading,
It's very plain I can ease your pain,
I've got just what you're needing."